"So if like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster? See, instead of things going wrong, they go right!"
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
other girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup, texting on iphones and talking about boys
me: short hair, pants, vintage telephone, loud parties, symbolism, life-destroying obsession with an impossible fantasy, bleeding out in my own swimming pool. i'm jay gatsby.
jackson kills everyone in the police station
jackson is so tired he falls asleep
jackson turns to a life of prostitution
jackson plays lacrosse
jackson becomes a wizard