"So if like is the opposite of dislike, is aster the opposite of disaster? See, instead of things going wrong, they go right!"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
“failed attempts to write a love poem”
(Source: daenarystargaryen)
other girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup, texting on iphones and talking about boys
me: short hair, pants, vintage telephone, loud parties, symbolism, life-destroying obsession with an impossible fantasy, bleeding out in my own swimming pool. i'm jay gatsby.
![awayed:
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a79b89042e416cf87df8667db89c82b/tumblr_mn63nrhygS1qfivuvo1_500.jpg)
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
jackson kills everyone in the police station
jackson whittegore
jackson is so tired he falls asleep
jackson whittesnore
jackson turns to a life of prostitution
jackson whittewhore
jackson plays lacrosse
jackson whittescore
jackson becomes a wizard
jackson whittedore
(Source: weheartit.com)
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
im still laughing at this
